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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 20, 2004 13:22:28 GMT -5
JMC you have put me in quite a position here. One, I don't want anything to happen to my car, but Two, if somebody was to steal my car, drive it to Alaska and launch it into... My what! Oh, you mean the planet... Yes, even so, I'd get one of those 'if the police never find the remains, get out of jail free' cars everybody is talking about.
BTW, it was water balloons filled with PAINT... just water balloons might be illegal, but if anybody catches you with paint filled ones you might not live to see tomorrow. *shudders*
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Post by Chiz on Dec 20, 2004 22:18:35 GMT -5
*still maniacally laughing
Or... maybe I'd just take the car, pawn it, then hire a programmer to finally do Legends 3. With the extra cash I'd sit the owner down and hook him up to a Chinese torture device (you know, the guy's laying down, drops of water hitting his forehead...) and, what the heck, instead of water I'd use that Acid-Doomsday-Scary-Hot Sauce I mentioned (see above) until he worships me as being HIS owner!
Then I'd tie him to my friend's car's bumper and we'd hit the highway, just to see if the guy could keep up with up when we're going 150mph...
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Voice 1 inside head: I think he's crazy Voice 2 inside head: Yep. He's crossed the line this time Voice 3 inside head: He's bound for the funny home, I know it! Voice 4 & 5: We both agree! Me inside my head: Shut up you guys, I'm trying to work on the computer! Voice 6: Why are you yelling! I didn't do anything. Voice 7: Me neither.
>>>Fight ensues between Eric Chiz & the 7 voices inside his head<<<
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Jan 11, 2005 0:53:01 GMT -5
I would put Eric Chiz in the back and watch the car go flyin off a bridge as the Drivers brain melted out his ear. No offense... Right ? BTW JK
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Jan 11, 2005 7:26:51 GMT -5
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Jan 11, 2005 19:08:55 GMT -5
I have a good one. I'd link all the cars owned by staff members by computer and team up with not my name (he would program, of course) to control your cars. I would then, at midnight, remote control your cars right off a cliff, right after I drove it through a pig farm. Beat that!
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Bon
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Post by Bon on Jan 11, 2005 19:36:31 GMT -5
I guess I could give this a shot. Take a pelit gun load it with metal pelits . shot the car until you run out of ammo. Oh put lunch meat on it so the paint pells off. then start to chuck bottle rockets in to the car. then load the car with firecrackers. take a lighter and a spraypaint can. light the lighter and spray the spray paint on it to make a big flame . point it in the window so it lights up all the fire works then throw a gascan in it and RUN!!!!! then see it blow up from far away
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Post by Santa Melty on Jun 26, 2005 18:58:35 GMT -5
Ways to total a car... Hmm... 1: A car bomb is always nice. Rocket launchers also work. Nuclear warheads, plastic explosives, cherry bombs, bottle rockets, fireworks... Explosives in general are an old favorite of mine. 2: Wait until they drive out for a romantic moment at the end of a cliff overlooking the ocean and break out the pickaxe. 3: This- www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html4: There is something to be said of hypnosis. Infinite possibilities I tell you. So far, I’ve tried making people close their eyes when they just miss a red light, Accelerate to 140 MPH when they hear music they don’t like on the radio, get the sudden urge to run over random people on Mondays, and fall asleep about 5 minutes into any major highway. Feel free to experiment. 5: Pretend that you live in a big mansion on the other side of town and invite them over for a midnight soirée. Then, when they’re not looking, go get the old machete. Rig it to the back of the driver’s seat with the tip of the handle against the inside of the seat at. Hood the bladed end to the left side of the set (unless they’re one of those freaks from Japan who has the driver’s seat on the left side, In which case this would be the right side) against a powerful spring. Now, string the hook down under the seat and onto the gas pedal. Don’t worry about them finding it. 90% of the time they never see it coming. Now, sneak into their house and stain their best suits. This will make them late, and, it being midnight, they will speed down the freeway, and right when they press down on that gas pedal hard enough, BAM! That machete is going right through the passenger seat and into their neck. If they bring a passenger, that’s double the fun, as you can take them both out at once. Bonus points for each pedestrian, sign, building, or other such edifice the car mows down as it careens of the road. 6: Use reverse psychology. Tell them that under no circumstances should they destroy their car in a very interesting way and watch the fun unfold. 7: Wait until they visit their old aunt at the top of yonder mountain and take out the breaks. 8: Wait until they visit their old aunt at the top of yonder mountain and swap out the brakes for the accelerator. 9: As they are passing, toss a pebble at them with such velocity that it tears through the car, as well as everything inside it. The top half will fly off along with a good portion of the driver’s body. This may be difficult for you non-superhumans, but it’s always worth a mention. 10: Swap around some road signs around. See how far they can get before running out of gas. Then, drive by and give them some nitric acid in a container marked ‘Gas’.
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Bon
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Post by Bon on Jul 7, 2005 17:50:48 GMT -5
Attack the the car with a flet of flying lawnmowers
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Post by Servbot42 on Jul 9, 2005 22:44:01 GMT -5
... Flet? Do you mean fleet?
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Bon
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Post by Bon on Jul 9, 2005 23:04:02 GMT -5
See I still have bad spelling. Fleet, yes thats it.
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Jul 20, 2005 13:38:13 GMT -5
Open a chop shop and get the car sent there, then incinerate it.
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Post by spiderham888 on Sept 18, 2005 0:39:56 GMT -5
hire godzilla and have him eat it.... eventually he'll get it back...*cough*
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Post by Dashe on Sept 23, 2005 19:03:28 GMT -5
Pour sugar in the gas tank, then toss a tank of gasoline at it until either the car or the tank breaks. If the tank breaks first, toss a match into it and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
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Heat Sonata
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Post by Heat Sonata on Sept 23, 2005 23:18:19 GMT -5
Someone else may have already said this, but obviously the best way is to market the car's destruction as some form of "bonus game" and have characters of different ethnic backgrounds competing in a fighting tournament destroy it in an attempt to get extra score. And if you don't catch the reference... maybe you and I know a different Capcom.
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Post by Aim on Sept 23, 2005 23:43:08 GMT -5
I'd go about it the same way I go about destroying anything/one else. First of all, I'd whack the automobile around with my scalpel and dress shoes a bit; always a good decision. Next I'd hammer it with some objects I'd randomly toss into the sky; probably a large bomb, a miniature version of myself, and then a donut. For the coup de grace', I would stick my scalpel up it's tail pipe and watch the 4 treasure chests in the dimmed background. If a little skeleton came out, I'd deplete it's remaining 1/4 life points, the car alarm would go off, and then it would either collapse into a large heap or it would rocket into the air, blow apart, then collapse. However, if a little angel was unfortunately in the chest, I'd rocket into the air, explode into flames, and damage myself minorly. Then I would sit on the ground and twitch for a while, then finally get back up and hit it with my scalpel a few more times. Then I'd grow a fro. Definately.
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