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Post by SIMSteven on Oct 5, 2004 21:08:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you'll cry when you see it. (Ba-dum!)
I wish my joke wasn't so lame.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 6, 2004 10:47:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you make a lateral shift to painful, which some actually consider worse. I wish that Nascar would stop hyping themselves up as dangerous when real races, like in Rome during the first century, had real dangers, like getting stampeded by a bunch of horses, and dirty tactics were encouraged to make the game more 'fun.' ;D ;D
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 6, 2004 14:07:43 GMT -5
Granted, but they find a stupider way to advertise
I wish I was more specific in my corruption.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 6, 2004 15:07:47 GMT -5
So do I...
! ? !
I mean Granted, but an anvil falls on your head.
I wish I had a millions dollars worth of Shasta Stawberry-Kiwi drink.
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Post by SIMSteven on Oct 6, 2004 20:27:21 GMT -5
Granted, but 90% goes stale before you drink it all, and you have to throw it out.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by Tronfan on Oct 6, 2004 21:24:01 GMT -5
Granted, but then you turn into a merman, and then the sea witch screws over your life and you become a plant like in Little Mermaid.
I that I could fly, and that I had a some crazy frickin' sword.
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 6, 2004 22:06:55 GMT -5
Granted, but the crazy frickin sword attacks you and kills you.
I wish that I could lift a anvil off my body
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Post by Notmyname on Oct 6, 2004 22:19:37 GMT -5
Granted, but ten anvils fall on you and you get stuck to the ground.
I wish i had jumping springs.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 7, 2004 15:34:29 GMT -5
Granted, but as a practical joke SIMSteven, Justin and I hid them in your bed so when you tried to go to sleep some random night you jump into bed and you end up flying through the roof!
I wish Feldinaut split into twins by miracle of nature, and then he computer did the same, or she got a new one, so that fab wouldn't have to worry about finding a new moderator and also so she could handle all the station work by herselves while fav was gone. ;D
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 7, 2004 15:47:27 GMT -5
Granted, but its a evil twin feldinaut who spams and gets banned and blows up the forum, with a ocket launcher of course.
I wish I could become invisible.
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Oct 7, 2004 17:58:19 GMT -5
granted but then you can't do anything because people freak out when they see mysterious ghost-like floating clothes and then you wish you could be visible again.
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Oct 7, 2004 18:42:35 GMT -5
I wish you had made a wish.
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 7, 2004 19:08:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you already wished after words so it is irrelevent.
I wish there were no commercials on TV
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Post by kingreaverbot on Oct 7, 2004 19:18:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it is an onion shaped bomb instead.
I wish I didn't have so many detentions at school, and instead, I can get out of school early.
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 7, 2004 19:38:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you get a lot of suspensions instead.
I wish that I had a servbot.
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