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Post by SIMSteven on Sept 28, 2004 21:42:30 GMT -5
Granted, but you find out that everyone loves the same thing.... sex and porn.
I wish I was a god.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Sept 28, 2004 22:59:12 GMT -5
Granted, but you're the God of sanitary wastes and those other deities sure do go a lot. I wish I was playing a chess game and suddenly the whole city came out to watch me (and my opponent *sigh*) play. *Just like in that commercial*
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Post by kingreaverbot on Sept 29, 2004 16:15:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it was on live television, and you lost bdly, and for the rest of your life, people make fun of you for it, and your opponent become's king of the world. I wish had the ability to control minds, so I can spam my post nuimber up to me being a hanmuru doll, and no one can stop me, because I control them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Sept 29, 2004 20:35:04 GMT -5
*Rubs forehead*
Granted, but you turn everybody into numbskulls who can't even think, let alone type, or make food, so everybody is baindead, and they would hate you, but they can't because they're baindead, and eventually you have to grow your own food and on a large part animals take over the world because... *sighs*
I wish King Reaverbot would stop insisting that everybody hated you when he corrupted your wish.
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Post by SIMSteven on Sept 29, 2004 21:26:48 GMT -5
Granted, but fab and Feldi started in, too.
I wish I had a custom name.
BTW, everybody, I'm the first Hanmuru Doll!
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Post by Fire Griffin on Sept 29, 2004 23:24:07 GMT -5
Granted, but fab had a bad day when replying to that custom name request. As it turns out, it's not what you wanted, but instead:
"SPAM WARNED!"
Let's see a good one that you can tear apart:
I wish I were a wolf.
(Set this childhood mushroom dream on fire, please! Wait a moment... Wolves don't have hanfsdkjsgsgaag)
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Post by JMC47 on Sept 30, 2004 10:15:50 GMT -5
Granted, but your a werewolf and are runover by a horse and carriage.
I wish Glyde became president.(Of the U.S)
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Post by kingreaverbot on Sept 30, 2004 16:50:59 GMT -5
Granted, but he takes all your money, and you get drafted to his military, in which he takes your brain, and put's it into a birdbot.
I wish I could have a DSL internet connection
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Post by JMC47 on Sept 30, 2004 17:35:08 GMT -5
Granted, But it cost an arm and a leg... literally.
I wish that I was invurnable
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Post by kingreaverbot on Sept 30, 2004 19:21:31 GMT -5
Granted, you are in vulnerable when you sleep, but the rest of the time you feel chronic pain.
I wish I was a Moderater
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Sept 30, 2004 20:19:48 GMT -5
Granted, but nobody ever comes to your site and eventually, you have to delete it. I wish I knew Japanese.
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Post by nessbound on Sept 30, 2004 22:26:14 GMT -5
Granted, but only the vulgar words.
I wish I had a dollar. Seriously, I really need a dollar.
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Post by SIMSteven on Sept 30, 2004 22:38:38 GMT -5
Granted, but the dollar burned up because god didn't want you to have money.
I wish I had my to front teeth.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Sept 30, 2004 23:18:25 GMT -5
Granted but because of glaring grammatical error a man walks up and hands them to you, rather than actually having them grow back and whatnot.
Here's an easy one: I wish I understood girls.
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Post by Rabid Yuna fan on Sept 30, 2004 23:42:37 GMT -5
granted but you find that all they talk about is hot pop stars and other gross girl things
I wish that I had a cell phone with a pda and camera built in
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