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Post by Santa Melty on Jan 5, 2006 22:14:42 GMT -5
Pharaoh! The man who spent the last 10 years of his life helping the destitute of the middle east! The one who first set foot on the moon! He saved those orphans from that burning building last week, and just recently opened his third non-profit organization to gather funds to aid in the protection of old-growth—
Wait... Ah, sorry. Wrong card.
... Pharaoh! He... he... helped build the pyramids.
Might not seem like much to you, but have you ever tried finding slaves in this day and age? No. They all want to get “paid”. Or they want benefits. There’s just no buying good labor with sugar cane and a handful of dried palm leaves these days. And he had them make it using the crudest methods available to man! All in the name of art! Yes, he did all of this just to appeal to those darn culture bugs in the top hats and swirly moustaches, standing around that great block of mud all day reminiscing about their latest tea sampling... No doubt tea that had honey in it. An obscene obsession if I’ve ever heard one.
Anyone notice that many people around here are just turning 18? I’d always figured the age distribution would be a big more broad. Anyway, happy birthday Pharaoh! And of course, Paragon, whom I missed.
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Shadow4
Fritto
"If you want to see me, visit the shadows of destruction."
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Post by Shadow4 on Jan 10, 2006 14:22:55 GMT -5
Happy Birthday to people whose birthdays I have missed.
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Post by Santa Melty on Jan 24, 2006 23:37:01 GMT -5
There was a birthday. It was a very special birthday. The one whose birthday it is happens to be a very rad fellow. Marvelous posts, wonderfully helpful, the envy of people across the globe. And let’s not forget the rippling muscles and chiseled good looks. He saves the innocent from danger, fights crime at night, always separates his whites from his colors, and keeps his hair stylishly flowing through all of it. He donated blood to the local clinic right after working 12 hours at that homeless shelter as he participated in an auction over the phone for a boat that some charity is selling which he intends to give to his mother as a gift. And he uses public transportation too.
I am talking, of course, about me. Twas my birthday just yesterday on the 23rd after all. Didn’t show up on the members whatchamawhozit on the bottom of the main page though. Need to speak to Fab about that later.
Oh, and, eh... Happy birthday to Finalhazard, while I’m here. Great guy and all that. Really. You should meet him. *chucks over gift and flosses teeth*
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Jan 25, 2006 17:06:32 GMT -5
...It's not my birthday.
I musta forgot to fix that in my profile. My birthday's on FEBRUARY 24th...
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Post by pitch on Jan 25, 2006 17:19:58 GMT -5
Now I feel less bad for not saying anything >< xD Merry Unbirthday!
Oh, and mltmlt22, your b-day's not in your profile... o.o Happy After Birthday to you, too!
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Post by Dashe on Jan 25, 2006 20:35:07 GMT -5
Oh mltmlt22, I'm soooooo sorry! The one day I didn't visit the forums...@#$% it, happy birthday! Just to make things up, I'm going to go off on this stupid, pointless, random tangent, just like you do! I'm going to rant on and on about some obscure concept, like how Tron and Roll should really stop fighting and invite everyone to a nice warm apricot pie, only with cherries inside instead of apricots, because cherry pie just tastes better. I'll also touch briefly on the reasons why making Mega Man Legends 3 will stop world hunger...and there are none, at least no GOOD ones that I can think of, save for the fact that it WILL stop world hunger because I am a MMLS(F) mod, and I said so!
Okay, okay, I guess Crapcom wouldn't count that as a valid reason to make the game. Either way, emeltee-san, in honor of your illustrious birthday, you get a very special gift...the gift of having the honor to personally clean all of the mutilation devices in our special torture room, where we chop up and execute our miners when they start plotting against us and staging a revolution. You get to do the cleaning with this cotton swab and one pint of bleach. Get going, fool!
What? You don't WANT the prestige of being the first idiot--um, I mean, wonderful member of MMLS--to personally clean the torture room? Drat...I mean, that's TOO BAD...maybe some cake would be more fitting, then? Nevertheless, I hope you did enjoy your day, and this absurdly long post (for me at least) that I made up in your honor. ^^
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Post by Santa Melty on Jan 26, 2006 1:17:34 GMT -5
Oh, well, eh... Hey, at least I noticed. *looks over all the other people who completely missed it* I thought it might have been something in my profile, but I didn't see anything when I checked. But perhaps that was the problem. I shall try again. Thank you. o.o Ah... I’m probably more flattered by that than I should be... But thank you, that made my day. XD And don’t worry too much about missing it. As I said, it never showed up on the front page for some reason. Everyone missed it. *nods*
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Post by Dashe on Jan 26, 2006 20:36:28 GMT -5
It mustn't have shown up because your age is hidden on your profile. When it does, it shows how old you are, remember?
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matthew
Mandomantal
We may be pirates but were not barbarians...We'll let them keep the toilet paper.
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Post by matthew on Feb 3, 2006 13:10:54 GMT -5
happicha birsdai
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Post by Santa Melty on Mar 19, 2006 18:10:20 GMT -5
Ah, right, my age. I have that hidden. o.o Personal policy of mine. Never reveal my age. Keep people guessing. That’s just how mysterious I am. I’ll make sure to turn it on for my next birthday though. Ah! Yes, once again it is a birthday! And the birthday of none other than BM 1-3, I see. What can you say about such a man, I ask you? What indeed. Hmm... He’d look better with a hat. Oh yes, most definitely. He’s the perfect gentleman, when it suits him. He can cool scalding beverages with his mind. He’s a bald monk from the valleys of Timbuktu. He once saved a colony of penguins with nothing more than a plastic fork and a pocket full of miracles. He’s lean. He’s mean. He spent too much time on one of those dietary vacation plans. He cheats Bush at poker on the weekends. Go ahead. Choose one of the above. He won’t mind. Your image for today. *gasps and chokes*
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Post by GSG on Mar 19, 2006 18:37:49 GMT -5
Pffffft. Oh, mlt, everyone knows how old you are. Just follow the formula. - You take the height, width, and breadth of the avatar of the person in question
- Divide it by the number of different shades of pink used in it
- Then cube it
- Then cancel everything out
- Then times the gradient of the line by the number of times you've used the word "flask" in the past 38 weeks
- Then take away the number you first thought of
- ...Muttermutter...
*Gets out calculator* ... *Gets out protractor* ... *Gets out scalpel* ... So, by the powers of deductive reasoning, common sense, and several shots of whiskey, you are 27 seconds past Tuesday the 2nd of Trigonometry, 1841. Write that down in your copy books, folks. And you're right! BM1-3 did manage to get his birthday today! I'm so glad the blood, sweat, tears and relentless training finally paid off. You've done so well, BM1-3.
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Post by Dashe on Mar 21, 2006 15:11:47 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, happy birthday BM 1-3, wherever you are. Just in case you stumble onto this thread...ever...just know there's a guy named Shift who's picked up your job of harassing me every waking minute of every day. And happy birthday.
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Post by Santa Melty on Mar 24, 2006 0:25:56 GMT -5
*scribbles figures onto notepad* ... Really? I’m getting 49 seconds past Wednesday the 9th of— *shakes head* HEY!!! I most certainly am not! Fix your equation. *slaps ruler onto desk* View Profile: Dittohead Servbot #24 (username: estil) Estil? THE Estil!? The guide guy Estil?!? Well, I didn’t think he actually had an account here. Probably hasn’t been on in forever and a half, but I owe him my thanks. Never used the guides of course, but the transcripts were a work of art. I’ve yet to find any other videogame with such a detailed transcript. ... Actually, I don’t think I’ve seen any other game that had a fan-made transcript. Period. I thank you, Estil. And happy birthday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pfft. I swear, if I didn’t post here, no one would ever be wished a happy birthday. o.o Then what, I ask you? What would the world be like without happy birthdays? Or even mildly pleasant birthdays? Do you have any idea how much revenue the greeting card industry would lose?! Shame on you all, I say. Shift today, yup. The one that follows Dashe around all the time propagating strange terms by which other people can call her. ... Goober. Pah. Well, I don’t know him too well, but he sure seems to have wormed his way into the normal crowd around here pretty quick. So a happy birthday to him.
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Shift
Sharukurusu
Blade Arm Master
Anchored Cross
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Post by Shift on Mar 24, 2006 1:03:20 GMT -5
Aw, mlt, I'm flattered. But people have been sending me the occassional birthday wishes all day, so thank you to them as well If you want me to express my gratitude to you all once more, please refer to my "You guys are great =')" thread. The topic is as the title suggests.. I guess... that would make sense, right? Anywho, you guys are (still) freakin' awesome, so happy birthday to all of you as well!! ... hmm? Doesn't work that way?... I don't believe you =_=
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Post by Dashe on Mar 24, 2006 16:18:36 GMT -5
Yeah, Caps Lock, wait till August 16th and wish me a happy birthday then. I don't want to start thinking I'm getting older faster. Then again, there is that prospect of extra presents, and the uncanny ability to be able to go around being upward of 200 years old merely due to the fact that your birthday occurs multiple times over one year. But yeah. Happy birthday. And to Estil too, as I've also read his guides.
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